pick up lines - round two

enjoy! :)
- hannah

• did you just fart? because you blew me away. (shout out to kelli :)
  
• if i had a nickel for everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i'd have five cents.
  
• do you have a band-aid? cause i just scraped my knee falling for you.
• i was wondering .. do you have an extra heart? mine seems to have been stolen.
• is there an airport near by or is that just my heart taking off?
• i must be a snowflake, cause i've fallen for you.
• are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day.
  
• excuse me, i think you have something in your eye. oh wait.. that's just a sparkle.
• i didn't bring my library card, but can i still check you out?
• is your name "swiffer?" cause you just swept me off my feet.
• is it hot in here or is it just you?
• you're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

we're on the edge of our seats (literally.)

there was a party at the hayes residence this past friday night.

jehnavy was reunited once again
(with two really fantastical additions - meghan and renee)
we are going to blog all of our fun memories soon, but until then -
here are our favorite pictures and videos.

"i will make monkeys of these monkeys!"

I just thought i would dedicate the title of this post to one of my favorite movies-- "Horton Hears a Who"

ahem, so i realize we have all three been slacking in posts, me imparticular. So i decided to post on one of the reasons why we are so busy........... SPORTS!!!!

hannah - there is only one word to completely describe this fish of a woman... beast. shes an amazing butterflyer and is currently in the middle of her winter swim season for Trident Swim club.

jenny - "jenny! jenny! shes our girl! jenny! jenny! something that ryhmes with GIRLLLL!!!!" yes, jenny is a cheerleader... and a homeschooled cheerleader. how much more awesome can she get? we love her... and so do the basketball players she is cheering for.

livvy (ahem. me.) - field hockey!! i started my winter season 2 weeks ago, we lost our first game but had a total BLAST in the process. i have another game on this saturday and im really looking forward to beasting it out... hopefully i wont anger the ref again 0.0

so thats that. stay tuned for a post this friday night from jehnavy!

let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

in my opinion, snow is the best part about winter.
sure, it can be a little bit inconvenient.
things get canceled and sometimes you can't get places cause the roads are bad.
and homeschoolers don't get snow days, so that stinks.
but snow definitely makes staying at home so much fun.
i've noticed that my house gets like fifty times more comfy when there is snow outside.
and plus, everything just looks so pretty when it's covered in snow! i really love it.
so, if at some point this winter, the snow keeps you from getting somewhere or doing something don't be sad!
cause i'm pretty sure nothing is as fun as staying home in your sweats, drinking hot chocolate, and reading a good book.

dreaming of a white christmas
- hannah :)

plug it in, cause it's kind of fuzzy down there

it's hannah and jenny, and we have a guest on the blog today.

her name is katie!!!!!
she's super fantastical. you would LOVE her.
her favorite saying is, "a face without freckles is a night without stars."
her favorite color is red.
her favorite food is spaghetti.
and she eats a lot.
and fetuses scare her a lot. you're welcome for sharing.

and here is a super fantastical picture of her

we love katie. she makes us giggle.

she loves christmas. it makes her giggle.
if she could be an animal, she would be a tiger.
that picture is her tiger impression.
stalking through the foliage.
you can pick up your jaw now.

in case you are really missing hannah and jenny's faces,
here are some pictures of them

where's the love?!?

well me and hannah are not feelin the love.

our blog has not gotten that many comments

:(

so comment the blog.

so we feel the love.

:)

p.s. jehnavy ahaytek WILL have a photoshoot.

p.s. hopefully soon.

p.s. merry christmas music. :)

-jenny

if you're a bird, i'm a bird

i'm a big fan of the chick flick.
especially the really sad, dramatic ones that make you cry like a baby no matter how many times you see them.
so, because i think they're really important,
here is a list of my favorites :)

the notebook - the part when noah and allie are dancing in the middle of the street, and he's singing to her? wow.
p.s. i love you - i think i cried throughout this whole movie. there was mascara all over my face by the end of it.
a walk to remember - pretty much the same situation as p.s. i love you.
twilight - edward cullen. need i say more?
titanic - it's just fantastic.
beauty and the beast - it's just the sweetest story. who doesnt love beauty and the beast?
moulin rouge - "the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
dirty dancing - even though patrick swayze is kind of a creeper.
pride & prejudice - i've seen like three different versions of this movie, and i loved all of them. mr. darcy is a favorite.

i'm sure i'll think of tons i missed as soon as i post this. also share your favorites :)
- hannah

"if you put that on your blog....."

well jehnavy readers, DDR is offically a constant source of amusement

espicially when corey plays it.

here is a glimpse of my turkey day

enjoy.

-jenny

happy turkey day!

well to all of our devoted jehnavy ahaytek readers:

happy thanksgiving!!!!!!

in honor of gratitude month, i will have to post some more things im grateful for:

1.food-pumpkin rolls, and pumpkin bread, and the pumpkin stuff icing

2.family time

3.water softeners

4. adventures in shopping

5. quotes

6. black fridayness

7. coupons

8. wishlistr and etsy
9. "security systems"

10. fish- the fishy song, my fishy clip, and putting fish through filters

11. the great middle name elizabeth

12. being artsy fartsy

13. going to lancaster at midnight

14. flickr

15. trash picking dishwashers in front of people's houses.

16. tires

17. tacky sequence and glitter.

-jenny

gratitude month:part four

1. parties and events

2. candles- shaped like leaves and sprinkled with gold

3. the sony vizio (bella)- a thing of great beauty that is otherwise known as my new family laptop!

4. getting action

5. foosball and ping pong

6. starbucks dates

7. early morning sales

8. socialization- the homeschooler version

9. "Wait you're homeschoolers?!? You look so normal!"

10. my sick nasty ice skating skills

11. charades/taboo/guessing games

12. the twilight movie- yeah, im one of those dorks.

13. compass christmas plays of past

14. baking cookies- now thats domestic

15. the sisters coat- the one we all have

16. talking to random people you dont know like you're long lost friends

17. stranger danger

18. putting fish through filtration systems

19. best friends

20. comforting people

21. cuddling on the couch with fires and hot coco.

22. tacky christmas sweaters.

much love

-jenny

Gratitude Month - Part 3

okay, my turn : ) i havent updated in a while due to lack of TIME. but... i found some, just a small bit but i decied to spend it making my gratitude month thinger. so... heres what im greatful for:

1. My parents.

2. My sisters and my brothers

3. my extended family (whew just covered half the people i know, there)

4. rick and traci and our hilarious alpha group.

5. church and church stuff.

6. foster and my camera

7. funny movies

8. friends and the funny things they say at 3 in the morning

9. friends and the funny things they say normally

10. sports

11. my new field hockey draw-string bag

12. roberta

13. hannah and jenny

14. calling jenny on tuesdays while i get changed at work

15. extremely pointless phone conversatins with hannah... for hours.

16. everyone that reads our blog

17. God and his grace that has saved me.

soaring, tumbling, free wheeling....

hi ! it's hannah and jenny.

we're really, really cool. and we sing disney songs.
hannah uses her god given singing talent
while jenny interprets them through dance.
in case you can't wrap your mind around that much awesomeness,
we uploaded a video.
-jenny and hannah




ps - here are the lyrics in case you really really want them.

missing: 1/3 of jehnavy ahaytek

we (hannah and jenny) can't find the girl pictured above.
her name is livvy.
she seems to have fallen off the face of the planet.
today, it was suggested that she is dead due to complications from a surgery.
we really, really, really hope not.
we miss livvy greatly. and we wish she would stop being missing.
if you see her, please let us know. we are not complete without her.
- jehn haytek

gratitude month - part two

yay it's gratitude month ! :)

things i am grateful for:
1. my family
2. swimming
3. friends and the good times we have
4. foster and the pictures he takes
5. bagels and cream cheese
6. ipods and all the music we can put on them
7. trees and leaves and the changing of the leaves on the trees.
8. livvy and jenny and funniness :)
9. books
10. church and my small group
11. texting typos - "i totally meant to say warN him.."
12. countdown to Christmas - 44 sleeps, 11 hours, 58 minutes, 39 seconds
13. surprise days off of school
14. hershey park - it's my favorite
15. gtalk & facebook
16. my cat
17. ninja masks
18. band t-shirts
19. good tv shows - ugly betty, chuck, eli stone, antm
20. holidays and big family parties
21. ange bowers and gratitude month :)
22. swim meet/practice chauffeurs

gratitude month.

well we do apologize that jehnavy ahaytek has not been on the blogging scene for a little while.

here's whats been going on with us:

-hannah is at penn state for swimming this weekend! she is doing very well with her swimming times and what not. she's a beast.

-livvy has been in high demand and i have not seen her in awhile. which makes me sad. but fear not i shall see her soon. :)

-we will soon do a photoshoot with our amazing official jehnavy ahaytek photographer: meghan

-i have been very busy and am still adjusting to homeschool life. which i really love :)

now for the main event of this blog post

one of our favorite bloggers, a miss angela bowers, has declared it gratitude month.

jehnavy ahaytek will be participating as is many of our dedicated readers.

so here is what i am greatful for:

1. family- Mom, Dad, Matt, Meg, Traci, Kelli, and Mammacita.
2. friends
3. technology- computers/facebook

4. hotpockets-yum.

5. inside jokes- my life wouldnt be the same without them.

6. text messaging- and all the people i text with.

7. gmail- its what the cool homeschoolers use.

8. homeschoolers- aka nerds.

8. Youth Camp, Small Group, and my church is general

9.Livvy and Hannah

10. Long phone conversations- with livvy and hannah.

11. Being domestic- sifting flour

12. Bad Typos- gold carts

13. Camera's (fam cam, foster)

14. Naming things- roberta, edward, jean pierre

15. My ridiculously awesome and amazing life

16. Christmas music- 97.5

17. Musicals- aka my life.

18. Silas, Micah and Levi- and all the funny things they say

19. Our country- yes even now.

20. Propel- an essential

21. awkward moments- i have lots of those

22. mirror pictures- big ones.

23. fall- its so pretty.

24. trampolines- jump, jump.

25. super sales- go ann taylor.

26. football- still deciding what team to root for.

27. Jesus- my savior!

to come:

hannah and livvy's gratitude month posts.

foolishness and mayhem.

-jenny

the letter "e."

well i decided to do a post with out using e's. so now e's are q's.

today mq and hannah dqcidqd that wq had writqrs block.

hannah said that to curq writqrs block, you havq to qat a fruit and takq a walk.

but i said, hannah i dont havq a fruit and i'm in my pajamas.

hqncq, i still havq writqrs block.

as you can tqll.

q.

p.s. this is a picturq of boohbah.

it givqs liv nightmarqs

livvy keneric goes to lancaster.

well the other day hannah and jenny went on a shopping date.

and since livvy wasnt there we decided to bring a (man) doll in her place.

we named it, livvy keneric.

and in this post you will see livvy keneric goes to lancaster.

this is our friend nicola.

nicola really hearted livvy keneric.

she tried to steal him.

we really heart livvy keneric.
while livvy keneric was in lancaster he/she/it ran into some unexpected friends!

meghan and mommacita!

we are asian. really cute, but asian. this is livvy keneric doing splits.
livvy keneric doing simply ball.
livvy keneric pumping gas.
livvy keneric has hair!
hannah hearts livvy keneric.
jenny hearts livvy keneric.

we hope you enjoyed our absolutely fantastical adventure with livvy keneric.

to see more go, look at hannah's facebook albums.

-jenny, hannah, and livvy keneric.

ben&jerry.

well sitting here eating a very cute 3.6 flounce cup of ben and jerry's ice cream, i thought of a very cute movie, aquamarine. but thats beside the point. on november 4th (also known as election day) ben and jerry's is giving out a free scoop of ice cream. which is very nice of them. so go to ben and jerry's, eat ice cream and be merry.

"Raymond, who needs Raymond? I have two boyfriends, their names are Ben and Jerry."

- Aquamarine

90's vs. 20th century

remember what watching tv was like in the 90's?

then- there were those oh-so-enjoyable saturday morning cartoons you got up so early to watch

now- there are no more cartoons... its all disney channel shows re-runs like zach & cody, and hannah montana.

then - you remember whn your mom would let you watch those "educational" TV shows in the middle of the school day, that really didnt seem educational to us and we thought we were getting away with watching tv?

• zoom
• the magic school bus
• reading rainbow
• zaboomafu
• bill nye the science guy
• wishbone
• mr. rodgers
• aurthur
• and of course... barney

now- we have some interesting shows, which would be mostly educational.. but also a bit too strange..

• sid the science kid - this show features a theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1qPKenmRTY) which encourages young kids to flail their arms instead of dance.
• its a big big world - this show is about a large sloth, who sings a song for everything and teaches kids that its ok to be slothful and like food more than anything else. no wonder theyre all fat!
• Caillou - This show, on PBS kids, is about a young, extremely bratty, boy who always gets what he wants and is spoiled by his parents and grandparents.
• Boobah - i dont even know what this show is about and i dont think i want to, the fluffy-alien looking animal-like things this show features has appeared in my dreams multiple times, and they havent been happy ones.

dreaming a little dream of trunk bay

hi .
see that picture up there? that's trunk bay in saint john.
(great for snorkeling)
saint john in the virgin islands, where the weather is currently 87 degrees and sunny.
today, i decided nothing would be better than to visit trunk bay.
do some snorkeling. get my tan on. drink a fruity drink. you know.
unfortunately, this is not going to happen.
- hannah

blog that!

Here are some of our favorite quotes that we felt the urge to share with you.... enjoy!

"Its like we're cool to livvys chin" - Hannah

Kid- "I sometimes feel like people don't like me"
Hannah- "Well I don't have that problem."

"I dont even know what insense means" - Livvy

"this cuddling is STRICTLY christian i SWEAR!" - Livvy

"un poco! un poco!" -Jenny

"pet the kitty... pet the kitty...." -Jenny

"Fatzo, you dislocated my finger." -Jenny


more nonsense to come ;)

christmas in october.

so yesterday i went to the mall and guess what i saw?

christmas in october!

yes it is an absolutely fantastical sight and makes my heart very happy.

but unfortunately the radio stations are not as hip as the mall and make christmas start in november. ew.

so i am going to list my favorite christmas songs in honor of christmas in october.

• Last Christmas I Gave you my Heart (Hannah's reqeuest)
• Holly Jolly Christmas
• Santa Claus is Coming to Town
• Merry Christmas
• Winter Wonderland
• Silent Night
• Christmas Shoes
• Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer
• Jingle Bells (batman smells...)
• All I Want For Christmas Is You
• Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
• Baby, It's Cold Outside
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Merry Christmas Darling
• The Elf soundtrack
  

well we will add more later when the radio stations get up to speed. also give us your favorite christmas songs :)

-jenny

oh holt, rinehart, & winston...

so today while listening to the fish song and doing algebra 2
(which is, as my mom would say, the bane of my existence)
i stumbled across a very funny phrase in my textbook.
"to solve this quadratic equation, we have to massage both sides of it together."
it was very funny, and i laughed out loud.
holt, rinehart and winston are great textbook writers.
- hannah

people we love.

jehnavy loves people.
and we want to show those people just how much we love them.
so here's a list of our essentials and honorary members.
shout out to you guys.. you're very cool.

• our moms :)
• aunt reenie
  
• meg hayes
• traci healey
• kelli cohee
• ben dimaio
• victoria
  
• lafawnduh
• lauren harris
• our fathers
• fun phoebe
• our personal hairdresser (coughemmacough)
  

Go Phillies!!!

last night hurricane and i had a cuddle date on the hammock. much fun it was. then jake and lia came and runied it. that was not fun. then nick smelled my feet and started gagging... quite funny that was.

then the phillies won... and Joe Blanton is my hero.

ps - watch this :

lafawnduh.

well sitting here listening to various musicals, my train of thought turned to napolean dynamite (i personally liked nacho libre better, but it was still a quality film) and one of the characters girlfriends, lafawnduh. so in honor of my silliness here is one of my favorite pictures from the movie.

-jenny

hey good lookin'...

hi !
we decided that pick up lines are much fun.
and in honor of jenny, i'm posting all of my favorites.
I hope you find them as enjoyable and amusing as we do :)

- hannah

• you must be from pearl harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
• if you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be called the McGorgeous.
• are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten I see!
• if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT
• if you were a booger, i'd pick you first.
• i lost my number.. can i have yours?
• didn't i see your name in the dictionary under "shazaam!" ?
• you're so hot, when i look at you i get a tan.
• you must be a parking ticket, cause you've got fine written all over you.
• i'm writing a phone book. can i have your number?
• i hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away.

It's a toilet.

well welcome to the funniest blog you will ever read.

now we, livvy(man) jenny(bear) and hannah (pig), wish we could tell you all the things that are said, but that would be inappropriate.

But right now we are having a sleepover.

Yes, Jehnavy Ahaytek are together at last, so we will tell you some of our jokes.

just wanted to shout out to all our favorite peeps that arent cool enough to be Jehnavy Ahaytek with a... HEARTS LIST!

Jehnavy's First Official Heart's List

1. Ben DiMaio

2. Insects.

3. Awkward family numbers

4. Black chips

5. Pretty Pretty Princess

6. Midnight Crossing

7. Twitchwinks

8. Snorting

9. Putting on eye-liner

10. Putting on Mascara Face

11. Hannah Fat Jokes

12. Manbearpig

13. Victoria

14. Babies

15. Verbal Diherria (Liv has)
16. Cleavland

17. Big Mirror Pics

18. Yoga Pants

19. Designated Texters

20. Tu Madre

"I don't even know what insence means!!"- Liv